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I embarrass myself infront of myself

(Source: lntothefire, via unescapable)


me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

(via wyst-eria)


dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via unescapable)


Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

(via pizza)


my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

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