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tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

(Source: comrnunicate, via fake-mermaid)

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

(Source: lntothefire, via unescapable)

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

(via wyst-eria)

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via unescapable)

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

(via pizza)

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

(via pizza)